How May I Help You?

This is a story boutA little man named Rod Who did not have a mind of his ownJust went along with his pathetic lonelyEven when he went to schoolThe teachers said jump and he jumped and he jumped and he jumpedThen he fell on the floorNever let his feelings outDidn't have any friendsOnce he left school he hopedThis wouldAll change nowButIt was not to beThe world for him to seeMercyOh, mercyArrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!He had to get a jobWanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a whileHe went to work on a boat as a cabin boy"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you sweatingMake sure you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"He didn't like this one bitHe got to get another jobSo he jumped off the boat and swam to shore to work on the beach in a barHe met a chick working there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too prettyShe was sad and lonely just like himThey went to the cinema together and then Went back to his room andMade sweet loving to each others only friend Only friendThe night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice shout"Boy! Go pick the dead rats outta the drain!!"First dayBut it's OKFrom then he talks to Rodney like shit all dayBut Rod, doesn't do anything, just keeps it inHe thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else""How are you doing, my good man?(As Rodney gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, very nice girl""What's that supposed to mean? You trying something, say it!Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's that supposed to mean?"Where does he go from here, What's going on?"Miranda your girl?""Yeah, what of it?""She very good expressing her affection for her friends,She my girl, your girl, everyone's girl""So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?But no one's come in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads""She had lovely tight cheeks!""Not after I saw to her"Rod was furiousRod said to Miranda"How could you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!""So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself?""No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"Asked Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"Then he put some Laxatives into her tea(noises)And he was on his own again