Oh. Deer!

Christmas I wish you never came Every year just feels the same Christmas cheer? More like Christmas lame! We had to change the Christmas game Bottom of the tree Looking empty Santa why! Santa why! Do you resent me? These cookies and these presents All add up to jack Christmas Oh deer You're giving me a heart attack Everybody loves Christmas time When the fire's warm and the lights are bright But what about those scary nights And that stupid guy at Christmas? F*ck you Santa we don't want you here You do the same shit every year You seem confused So let's be clear F*ck you and your Christmas cheer (Motherfucker!) Santa well he went away And Rudolph's nose is in decay All your stockings are filled with coal And Columbia brings the only snow Frosty the snowman melted in the streets Your favorite band steals Christmas beats Oh me oh my what a time of year The festive spirits and the Christmas cheer These cookies and these presents All add up to jack Christmas Oh deer You're giving me a heart attack Everybody loves Christmas time When the fire's warm and the lights are bright But what about those scary nights And that stupid guy at Christmas? F*ck you Santa we don't want you here You do the same shit every year You seem confused So let's be clear F*ck you and your Christmas cheer (Motherfucker!) You are really stupid You are really dumb Santa Claus you piece of shit Just go right back to where you came from Everybody loves Christmas time When the fire's warm and the lights are bright But what about those scary nights And that stupid guy at Christmas? F*ck you Santa we don't want you here You do the same shit every year You seem confused So let's be clear F*ck you and your Christmas cheer (Motherfucker!)