Give You Up For Lent

baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou took all my credit cardsmy money's been spentyou took out my Mercedesand brought it home with a dentbaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentwell, ever since i've known youyou've been pretty looseespecially when you get on the Wild Turkeyand the juicei gave you enough ropeto hang yourself with that noosei'm gonna send you to Moroccoto go on and cook up some cous-coushey, heybaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou took all my credit cardsmy money's been spentyou took out my Mercedesand brought it home with a dentbaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou deserved my footbut i gave you my handyou asked for a boybut i gave you a mani took you to the beachyou said, "ah, there's too much sand"i'm gonna send you to Beijingto go on and cook some moo goo gai panhey, heybaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou took all my credit cardsmy money's been spentyou took out my Mercedesand brought it home with a dentbaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou said you were boredi said, "hey, why not take up judo?"you busted my collar boneand you called me a putoi thought you were intellectualbut you were just pseudoi'm gonna send you to Acapulcoto go on and cook some menudoodelay!baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lentyou took all my credit cardsmy money's been spentyou took out my Mercedesand brought it home with a dentbaby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent