Haters' Union

If I only knewThe trouble you'd go throughMaybe I would have done it differentlyI was traveling out of controlAnd I left you by the roadI've closed the bars with half this townAnd stayed up with all the othersI used to be in a rock band;we were kinda funny like the Smothers BrothersI was selfishAnd so immatureSailing seas of lies just drinkingAnd never thinkingAbout anyone but meI've closed the bars with half this townAnd went home with all the othersI used to be in a rock band;We were kinda funny like the Smothers BrothersShe took off and joinedShe ran and joined the Haters' UnionShe's paying dues to the Haters' UnionSo please take heedFrom a sad old manAnd if you find true love to holdDon't let it goDon't be afraid to jump on inEvery action has a reactionEvery action makes a ripple