Real Tough Job

Sittin' in the back of the boat wrestling with a marlinA beautiful girl insisting that I call her darlinTwelve o'clock maybe have a little snackOne forty-five put some lotion on her backThen my schedule pretty much opens up[CHORUS:]It's a real tough jobBut somebody's got to do itI'll do the best that I canAnd try to get through itI've got a list somewhere of all the things I need to doI swear I'm gonna get around to itIt's a real tough job but somebody's gotta do itCheckin' my messages with my toes in the sandBut it's hard to dial with this margarita here in my handMake a mental note party in townOh yea and don't forget to watch the sun go downAt some point maybe I can take a break[REPEAT CHORUS]Look over there what seems to be the commotionSomebody's pullin this Bay Watch babe from the oceanThen somebody yells she ain't breathinSomebody help her life needs savinAnyone here happen to know CPR[CHORUS:]It's a real tough jobBut somebody's got to do itI'll do the best that I canAnd try to bring her through itAnd when she asks who gave the kiss of lifeAh just tell her I blew itIt's a real tough job but somebody's gotta do it