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I'm a collector, I collect anything I findI never throw anything away that's mineAnd I'd collect you too if I was given half a chanceAnd trap you under the glass and add my autographI catalog, I preserve, and I indexAnd file you into my collectable RolodexI keep the rubbish what other people give awayAnd keep all of the pieces in a metal trayHoard - Collect - File - IndexCatalog - Preserve - Amass - INDEXI'm a collector and I've always been misunderstoodI like the things that people always seem to overlookI gather up and catalog it in a book I wroteThere's so much now that I forget if I don't make a noteIf I collected you and put you in a little cageI could take you out and study you every dayIt isn't easy being me, it's kind of lonely workMy obligation to collecting is my only thirst