Don't Drive Drunk

He and his wife have had problemsThat he's played off like nothing's wrong'Til he comes home from work earlyJust to find the girl is goneOh but he gets into the cupboardPicks out that bottle of ginDrinks like there's no tomorrowAnd decides to take a spinNo don't drive drunkDon't drive drunk, noDon't drive drunkMothers Against Drunk Drivers are madTeenager at a live partySays, "give me one for the road"But he's already so inebriatedIf you lit a smoke he'd explodeBut bartender says, "I don't think so"Young one says, "I can deal"Staggering out he says, "check you all later"But I really don't think he willNo don't drive drunkDon't drive drunk, noDon't drive drunkMothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad[Repeat][Background]Don't drive drunkd-d-d don't drive drunkDon't drive drunkHicup[repeat]Boy out with girl on their first dateGets pulled over by the lawOfficer says, "hey can't you drive straightOr have you been drinking alcohol?"Boy says, "man are you crazy?"Cop says, "hey then walk this line"But results from the breathalizerProves he's charged with D.U.I.No don't drive drunkDon't drive drunk, noDon't drive drunkMothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad[Repeat][Background]Don't drive drunkd-d-d don't drive drunkDon't drive drunkHicup[repeat]