Merry Christmas (Sorry I'm Late)

Merry Christmas And happy new year Even though I'm late as hell I wish you well, and all good cheer Even though you hate my guts Here is my gift I got for you (At the five and dime) please don't kill me right now Children cheering People laughing Where the hell's the Christmas tree? Oh by the way, I left your card In my room under the bed Here is my gift I got for you (At the five and dime) please don't kill me right now So Merry Christmas And happy new year Even though I'm late as hell