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Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas 4 o'clock, Christmas Eve, work finished Skippin to the pub, for my first pint of Guiness Tis the season, time to get jolly White frozen rain, just bouncin off my brolly Good golly, the pub's heavin, I'm not leavin Time get steamin, there's my mate Steven Not seen him, since school Was a nice guy, now a bit of a tool Doesn't matter tho, couldn't give a shit Nice one Ste, I'll see you in a bit A slight delay, let's fuckin go How many pints? I don't wanna know It's Christmas, no it never missed us Have a top laugh, we always get pissed us Time to go, shit it got too late Wrappin presents, an I can't fuckin see straight Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Yo it's Christmas Day, what we fuckin sayin? Struttin down the stairs, like I'm goin to a weigh in We're not playin, where's the Buck's Fizz, Fill her up mum, you know what day it is Salmon for breakfast, livin like a king Karaoke later, what shall I sing Boilin sprouts, argh they reek eurgh East 17, comin through the speaker Stay now, ain't no way I'm goin Icin on the cake, it just started snowin UK Gold, Only Fools and Horses Let's eat, wonder what the first course is Prawn cocktail, it's tradition Salad and sauce, with a bit of shellfish on That's boxed, bring out the big bird I meant the Turkey, have a fuckin word Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Scrapin my plate, lickin up gravy Had a few bevs, feel a bit wavy It's the best bit, let's go and sit Feet up and, take a load off it Bit of Corrie, bit of Eastenders Best Soap? Both contenders Here's the board games, I'm getting on the brandy Electrifying chills, just like Danny and Sandy It's the best, day of the year for me Cos it means, loads of beer for me Hang on it's, an epiphany Could it be, twice a year for me Double down, a second celebration Make it a rule, across the nation T for Prime minister, come on let's go Merry fucking Christmas, and ho ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, ho ho Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas