INABIT

I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit Wait a second, T's gonna have his say Been walking round long time, thinking all day What's that beat? It's almost too delicious I'm bouncing one eyebrow cos it's making me suspicious The occasion is auspicious, my friends are fictitious Treat my rhymes like vitamins, nasty yet nutritious That's enough about my diet My friends want me to go out but I think I'd rather pie it Maybe you should try it, it feels proper liberating Like ordering a foot long while you're fuckin masturbating Trust me, that's just the wrong thing to do Why would I order one when I know I can eat two Ha. Nah. I'm still talking about food Coat my knees in mayo while I'm sitting in the nude I cover up my nipples while it's drippin down my shin I'm not a fucking loser but I don't know how to win I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit Yo it's sunny outside and I'm pullin down the blind Spend the day dreamin bout nights I left behind I think I'm going mad, deffo goin wacko Given up smokin so I'm chewin on tobacco Yes! My lungs are feelin clear Not been drunk for ages but still I got the fear I need a new telly but Aldi doesn't sell em Leavin with a tent when I went for watermelon Ha. That middle aisle is fuckin mad Made me buy that fishin rod I never would've had Oh! Goin to the bank, I need another loan A chubby little manc and they call me T-Bone So! Don't want no trouble, I don't want no fuss It's a hot day and I'm trumpin on the bus It came out proper quiet, I know it's gonna stink Passengers are staring and I don't wanna blink I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit I'm gettin a bit dizzy, yo T needs a rest Takin off my undies while I'm puttin on my vest My balls are bouncin on the floor Made my eyes water when I trapped em in the door Time to look forward, stop livin in the past Slow the f*ck down, I better do it fast I wear a happy mask, a little uncomfortably Men in white coats, think they're gonna come for me In a padded cell, bouncin off the wall Walkin on my hands but I think I'm gonna fall I'm only messin, I don't know what I mean I talk my own language like a Salford Mr Bean I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit