Don't Date That Guy

You say he's got a smile that lights up the room But I can't stand the thought of him with you Yeah, I've been hiding how I really feel So now I'm telling lies to keep it real You think he's cute, but I gotta confess He's got a tattoo of his ex on his chest You deserve someone better, that's no lie So, I'm just looking out for you, that's why Don't date that guy, he's kinda strange He's got a rabbit in a backyard cage He wears socks with sandals, it's a crime You can do better, any day, any time Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see? He's not the prince that he claims to be I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie Just trust me, don't date that guy He calls his mom on every single date And shows up to parties two hours late I know I'm making stuff up, but that's fine 'Cause really, girl, I just want you to be mine You think he's sweet, but check out his flair He's got t-shirts no one would want to wear I'm just your friend, but here's the deal I'd hate to see you with someone so unreal Don't date that guy, he thinks he's a spy He wears a tinfoil hat and claims he can fly He says he can dance but he's all just walk And his prized possession is a freakin pet rock Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see? He's not the prince that he claims to be I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie Just trust me, don't date that guy Maybe I'm jealous, but I can't let it show If he takes you out, I'd just lose control So I'm making sure you'll see it clear He's not the one, girl, stay right here Don't date that guy, he says he's a pro But he's got more exes than a game of tic tac toe He wears t-shirts of bands you don't know And thinks shorts in the winter is a way to show Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see? He's not the prince that he claims to be I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie Just trust me, don't date that guy No, no, no, don't date that guy You can do better, don't even try Trust me, girl, don't date that guy