The Irish Pirate (Bonus Track)

She's a lad from the day of the dawn And she will lift her skirt for no one Gypsy tears cannot save you now Look ahoy over starboard bow He hath sailed for many a moon Craving nothing but her silver spoon But to conquer forbidden fruit He'll play a tune that will knock her boot His ship's captain only had one eye Her's had two but one was lazy so it doesn't really count Ships collide in the dead of the night No one remembered that it was high tide Let's make the best of this, she said As the ships were sinking fast He said, I'll show you my foremast and introduce it to your poop deck Then they finally washed ashore Jolly sands of Ecuador Where they birthed a baby boy And I think they named him Seamus And they bid him good morrow...