Irish In Us All

Oh McGuffey had been a choir boy And always went to Mass But he had his eyes On the neighbor's wife Cause she had a nice round ass And then one day With husband away McGuffey made a sinful call Not to fault McGuffey It's the Irish in us all Oh the Irish in us all It makes our men to brawl It leads the ladies shady And then from grace they fall So if your feeling ornery And do things you cant recall Don't take the blame or feel the shame It's the Irish in us all Oh Megan was a pretty lass As pure as the white driven snow And when went a dancin' She always had a chaperone But then one time while still in her prime She ventured out alone And McGuffey came a courtin' And lost was that cherry red rose Oh the Irish in us all It makes our men to brawl It leads the ladies shady And then from grace they fall So if your feeling ornery And do things you cant recall Don't take the blame or feel the shame It's the Irish in us all McGuffey came to America Wanted to live in a special state Where the coast is rocky & the girls are cocky Tall Trees Mt Hood Three sisters in that place But his travel agent liked to imbibe Had one to many Guinness And 'the itinerary got all fucked up And he ended up in The Oregon District Oh the Irish in us all It makes our men to brawl It leads the ladies shady And then from grace they fall So if your feeling ornery And do things you cant recall Don't take the blame or feel the shame It's the Irish in us all Oh McGuffey he got hungry Went searching for some Irish fare Walked the streets of the town up & down Until he found a tavern within his stare Ah he was almost famished But had no money for his grubb He thought Im feeling pretty good Ill play for my food And that's how he ended up at the Dublin Pub Oh the Irish in us all It makes our men to brawl It leads the ladies shady And then from grace they fall So if your feeling ornery And do things you cant recall Don't take the blame or feel the shame It's the Irish in us all Lets raise a glass to this Irish toast Leprechauns castles good luck and laughter Lullabies dreams and love ever after Poems and songs with pipes and drums A thousand welcomes when anyone comes That's the Irish in us all Oh the Irish in us all It makes our men to brawl It leads the ladies shady And then from grace they fall So if your feeling ornery And do things you cant recall Don't take the blame or feel the shame It's the Irish in us all