Screw You, Harvey W

I'm so tired of waking up tired And wondering just what I should do I'm selling my soul just trying to get hired But it's always 'We'll get back to you' I do a dance, put 'em into a trance But as I leave their heads are shaking I call my Ma, tell her I'm going to be a star But I know that she knows I'm just faking What can you do When the whole wide world Just takes a shit on you And how can it be That it might be you But it definitely can't be me I just keep trying but the odds are defying What my family and friends all say 'You've got a half full cup And don't you ever give up Cause it'll happen for you one day' I need a chance, some kind of romance To keep my head up in the morning Cause when your dreams are falling out at the seams You can't but help heed it as a warning What can you do When the whole wide world Just takes a shit on you And how can it be That it might be you But it definitely can't be me 'Can we see you with that off - Honey' My name's in lights I've got my head in the heights And the fame gun is taking aim I played by their rules to get the world in my sights But I'm never going to be the same I got myself ahead by climbing into the bed Of every big shot in the city Well I can dance and sing, do almost anything But all you know is that I'm kind of pretty