Alcoholic

I got too much blood in my alcohol system Had too much fun at the club with them bitches I drew some blood when I fell in a ditch On the way back home you should stop cause I sip a lot of beer I don't know what to call it I'm glad that I'm still a functioning alcoholic It's not just beer I like my gin and tonic Straight alcoholic I don't mean that hyperbolically I mean I sit right here with my drink in my hand One foot in the water One foot in the sand I drink out the bottle Drink it out of a can I drink till I'm drunk or I drink till I can't I told that beer that it should be mine My baby over here with a bottle a wine The sun just set tomorrow I hope it shines Cause maybe one day you will find I sip a lot of beer I don't know what to call it I'm glad that I'm still a functioning alcoholic It's not just beer I like my gin and tonic Straight alcoholic I don't mean that hyperbolically I mean I talk to god and he talk to me She wanna get on top like apostrophe She wanna drink beers with me I drink beers with her So we drink In the morning our heads hurt Next morning I text her Then I'm throwin on the brakes I don't need to impress her I left all my clothes on'er dresser I told'er to keep them cause she got the best of me A couple drinks I'm functionin' all night I'm up in a gold mine She told me I'm so fine But don't even know I got some problems I can't solve'm Now I'm thinkin' alcohol might be one of'em I sip a lot of beer I don't know what to call it I'm glad that I'm still a functioning alcoholic It's not just beer I like my gin and tonic Straight alcoholic I don't mean that hyperbolically