Snail in the keyhole

I can't get into the house A snail is in the keyhole, I try to hoke it out But the shell is breaking, I holler out for help No one is listening, they're all inside my house Secreting kisses, yeah I hammer on the door, no one can hear me They're dancing on the floor to Terence Trent D'arby I have to climb the wall, where the snails like sleeping I try to skip them all, but my feet are slipping, yeah I crunch my way to the top, and then jump over I count the snails I've squashed, but the mission ain't over With a stick of a lollipop, I start a poking I free the snail with a pop, and now we're smoking, yeah I get into the house, what an eerie feeling It's quiet as a mouse, the dogs are sleeping Snail trails on the floor, and on the ceiling Stuck upon my door, I must be dreaming Snails are in my house now, having a party Snails are in my house how? they're getting smarty Snails are in my house now, having a party Snails are in my house how? they're getting smarty Snails are in my house Snails are in my house Snails are in my house Snails are in my house