Westwind

I don't want to die in an airstream trailer Smoking cigarettes from a respirator Yelling at the neighbor's kids while I'm watching TV I'd rather be in some place sandy Dancing all night and the women are dandy When I die Westwind is the place for me They got trails to hike on, tide pools too You can paddle around, if you brought your canoe But you better go runnin' if you hear that dinner bell ring The food is full of lovin' it'll fill your belly Go get you some seconds, but let me tell you You'd better go quick cause it won't wait around for you I don't want to die in an airstream trailer Smoking cigarettes from a respirator Yelling at the neighbor's kids while I'm watching TV Yeah, I'd rather be in some place sandy There's dancing all night and the women are dandy When I die, Westwind is the place for me And my friend Ethan's got a clinic, sounds kind of scary Cause people keep on comin' here and gettin' fuckin' married Then they decide they don't want to have any kids Or you can go and get some plastic surgery Get a facelift, or make your butt look pretty When it's done we all know what you did I don't want to die in an airstream trailer Smoking cigarettes from a respirator Yelling at the neighbor's kids while I'm watchingTV Yeah, I'd rather be in some place sandy There's dancing all night and the women are dandy When I die, Westwind is the place for me If you're coming on Sunday you better come praying Cause Robert's got a service that will keep us all from saying We sold our soul to the devil for Bo's surprise Rich will starting joking while we're waiting for pictures Everyone's thinking how much they'll miss this place Till a letter from Alan comes in the mail I don't want to die in an airstream trailer Smoking cigarettes from a respirator Yelling at the neighbor's kids while I'm watchingTV Yeah, I'd rather be in some place sandy There's dancing all night and the women are dandy When I die, Westwind is the place for me When I die, Westwind is the place for me When I die, Westwind is the place for me