A Dr. L Christmas

Santa Riding on his sleigh Reindeers flying through the snow By the fire in bed I lay, it's Christmas Day Santa is dead and everyone's crying But I'm smiling, snow turns red as he's dying Dr. L obliterates him with a missile He steals his hat and he's your Santa now Dr. L, Dr. L is your Christmas now Everybody gather round, take a seat, this is how Dr. L was sitting down one say, he said "Hey" "What if I took Santa away?" "Make the reindeers and the elves my slaves" "All the kids around the globe will dread this day" He grabbed the rockets, grabbed the grenades Santa gave him coal, he was gonna pay He made his coal into a bomb Santa got knocked right off his sleigh He fell from the sky, followed by his hat He landed in the snow with a giant splat Doctor L Christmas Is his Dr. L, Dr. L has taken over now Reindeers dropping bombs from the sky Dropping them on top of all of the cows Hey, yeah yeah yeah All the elves, all the elves are killing people now Dr. L enslaved them as hitmen Now they're coming so you better not breathe Hey, yeah yeah yeah Christmas is gone forever