The Tarp Trapeze

Everyone around the globe Gathering to see the show You can read it in the papers The big event, you have to go One by one, take your seat This performance will be a treat The lights go out; room fills with smoke Don't look away; this is no joke Dr. L is swinging through the circus Dr. L is swinging down the street Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze Oh, tarp trapeze, give me that please No-one could believe their eyes Dr. L is in the zone It's so amazing, hear the cries Get the camera; grab your phone You will never want to go home He'll never cease to entertain He puts all other shows to shame Dr. L is swinging through the circus Dr. L is swinging down the street Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze Please, someone let me out I pray, but what will it amount I'm trapped inside the tarp trapeze So weak I'm dropping to my knees He shrunk me down, no reason why Now he's led everyone here to die Dr. L is burning down the circus Dr. L has got them in his grasp now Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze Dr. L is burning down the circus Dr. L is leaving no survivors