Fantastic Freestyle (feat. TaidWaidMCt, BigBrad, John Doe, Barry, The Alien, Little Oozie, gregstanley735, TadNeighbor & Hobo)

Hey, it's Tad, what's up? Me and the googs hanging out all day Me and him, we're the bros The duo, the pals, and everything you know Me and him, we like to eat food We like to hang out in my 'partment too We are the best two We are each other best, oh yeah, ooh We are the napkins and I love them Made out of paper but it makes a ca- money Money, money, money, money Ice on my wrist, it's the googy money Money, money, ice googy money Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice I feel like a rapper even though I'm the googs Googs can't be rappers but- can't say that Hey, uh What's up bro? Hi Hi, how's it goin'? My name is Taid and I'm the cousin Cousin of TadWad, whatever his name is I- ah- I- I cry in a corner every single Sunday I don't go to church, I hate my life Yo, what's good? It's Brad, I'm feelin' kinda bad I'ma turn that 'round because I feel like TadWad TadWad is him, I am Brad (yeah) The googs are googs, they're kinda mad (yeah) Ice Spice is the best, Ice Spice latte (yeah) McDonald's Ice Spice latte is okay Ice Spice, Ice Spice, McDonald's (money) Maked- they make a lot of money but their food kinda sucks (uh-) Yeah, it's John Doe here Hey, what's up? So, there's gonna be a nuke outside your house Right in your front yard, maybe in your flowers I'mna blow it up ju- really big That thing's gonna get dirt everywhere M- bro there's gonna be grass on your doors There's gonna be ground everywhere Hey, what's good? It's Barry, I'm feelin' kinda merry Because I got married to Jerry Jerry's kind of hot, I take that back, he's not Jerry's kind of hot even though I take that back I'm feelin' great, today is a day That I'm gonna get in a divorce with Jerry Never mind, Jerry is ugly, ahh Je- yo, it's Barry, Barry Hey, what's good? It's the alien I pulled up in your front yard to take your grandma But she said, "No" She gave me some chocolate chip cookies so I can go But I said, "No, no, no I'm not accepting cookies as currency That is not a good deal for me aliens We don't even like cookies, that's really disgusting, man" Ayy, I went on top of Mount Everest I fall, an old man catches me And he say, "Hey, whatcha doin'? You want some doughnuts? Come to the store, I'll get you somethin'" And then he gives me a doughnut I look inside and it's paper, paper, all paper I just don't know why he gives me paper I delayed the release of this song 'cause I didn't wanna get on the beat But one nice day on FaceTime, TadWad told me, "Ayy, just get on this beat" I was busy countin' racks and taking females out to lunch Then I remembered that TadWad had told me that Greg on the beat means he's a munch (feelin' you) Yo, that song's straight ass if we're being real I don't know how any record label allowed that to be a- like a commercial release I'd rather listen to TadNotBad day and night instead of hearing that "song" ever again Yo, TadWad Stop bangin' on our walls, we're tryna watch our shows Hey, come on, we're tryna watch the opera I'm sittin' on my couch with my beautiful wife We got popcorn, we got shows, we got the road, we got the shows Ayy, ayy, stop TadWad He should be under arrest for identity theft He broke out of jail, he's a felon Bro Uh, I- I don't really wanna do this Just read the lines Uh, okay Hey, it's the hobo here, I am the kind of guy Eatin' trash from the garbage can I eat rotten apples with a worm His name is Barry, actually, and I really like him (I'm Barry) Yo, what's good? It's Little CharChar, I'm back This hit's gon' be fire like I'm about to have a seizure Zil- oh, why is this so fire? The ice on my wrist make me feel like I'm on fire Fire, fire, cold fire fire Ice on my wrist, can't tell if it's fire Am I- I on fire? Somebody extinguish me I need help please, uh oh I'm ab- I'm about to lose my money