Happy Birthday (Bonus Track)

Yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah-yeah I'm always eating Chef Boyardee And I really, really, really need to go pee Do you know what day it is of the week? "It's my birthday," day of the week! (yeah, baby!) So, I think I'm gonna do a jig A jiggy-jiggy-wiggy-wiggy-jiggy-jig-jig Guess what I got for my birthday day? I got a brand-new table, yay! (woo!) The thermostat is turned up to two I really need a sweater, dude Brr, it's cold! I really have a cold! Vroom, a motorcycle I want one of those! But I can't have one of those And I'm sad (womp, womp) It's my birthday It's my birthday, yeah