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(Yeah, yeah) I went to McDonalds (No, Tad) My house burnt down Rocks fell off a cliff yesterday (new shoes) I found a bright lamp at the store (on my sandwich) I went hiking in the beach Wow, look at those socks I looked in the sewer and found some lip balm That guy just stole a telephone pole (new keyboard) I gave a homeless man a cheeseburger Brand new garden I dived in the dumpster and found a bulletin board (TadWad's back) Hey, look, two dollars New shoes and a dog Rode away to Lake Superior (Sony alarm clock) Lost in the woods like Wad Intro Crab cake Lumbar support ultima A-B-C-D-E-F-G Clipboard Water bottle flavored Old Spice deodorant Ran off the rug New green deck with men