strenuous invoices (feat. Thomas Edison)

Fishing trip, fishing trip Fishing trip, fishing trip Camping trip, camping trip Camping trip, camping trip Hiking trip, hiking trip Hiking trip, hiking trip Oops, I tripped Oops, I tripped Oops, I tripped on a stick I revived Thomas Edison to get on this beat (whoa) And I sat him down in a modern-day seat And he asked me, "What is this technology?" And I said, "It's just a reclining seat" He started to have a big ol' stroke So I sat him down and made him eat a yolk But then he started to choke (on his egg) What a loser, he choked (on my sandwich) He's a really old bloke So I put him in the woodstove But he didn't like it so I took him out And I put him in a bucket of sauerkraut I took the sauerkraut out At the Giant Trout (it's a restaurant) Some guy asked, "Is that Thomas Edison?" And I said, "No, it's just a giant tub of sauerkraut medicine" Hey, it's Thomas Edison here And I have a word- a couple words to say I have a speech and I will read it now Roses are red, ducks are yellow The pond is blue and I really love my pillow It's so comfortable, so amazing I invented the light bulb and I love my pillow more than that invention Thank you for listening to my poetry and speech