Who Would've Guessed? (feat. 21 Average & gregstanley735)

(No, Tad) I look at the roster and see Brad, googs, and The Geg I said to myself that this is going to be Quite the year for my football team I don't even really know how to coach But the coach told me to coach (the kids) I took a bite of my salmon plate (all my awards) And got ready to say, "Hey, get over here! "It's time to play some football!" They all came running and we got to playing (on my sandwich) I went into the little shop To get even more little shop After that, I went back to my cliffside mansion (all my awards) In the mansion, I've got a dancer dancin' His name is Greg and he loves to eat eggs That is how he maintains his legs (cholesterol) I put some oil in the pan But I didn't know it was gasoline (ahh) Ayo, it's 21 Average here And I live in a mansion by the sea I'm singin' a- e- songs every single day I got really big in a field that has some hay I went to the store and stole some cabbage I'm a savage but they call me 21 Average The cabbage tasted really bad Then I went to the UPS and stole a package When I opened it up it was full of cabbage I don't know why but I hate the cabbage And I have a big boot and it's also made of cabbage I don't know why but everything's cabbage I'm walkin' in the woods with a cabbage And I come upon a massive rabbage I started to run away from the rabbage And defended myself with some cabbage Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg TadWad force-fed me an egg Yeah, that guy just needs to die Bread is at its best when it's rye That kid only gave me eight lines (what a dick) So I'll be quick to say that he's a real bad guy (that's facts) This beat is kind of trash honestly Alright, back to him I suppose The gasoline burnt down my mansion And I have to go back to my rinky-dink apartment Now that I'm here, I'm kind of sad I miss my diamonds, gold, and platinum bear