Shit-faced

Nice hotel - place to stayWe sought a place to get some restThe owner said: "Please keep it down""We're good boys" - so we liedRaise some Hell!Two days passed - fuckin' messThe maids refused to clean our stysRavioli neath the rugStench of beer - everywhereWe were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much funFuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing roomsOne week down - place was fuckedWe tore the heater off the wallAnd broke the windows in our roomNo one cared - we were drunkRaise some Hell!Bed diving - brand new sportFrom our beds we'd start to leapAnd dive into the cabinetsThey broke too - nothing sparedWent downtown - forgot the keysWe climbed into someone's windowBut they shot teargas in our eyesDidn't - locked outsideRaise some Hell!Place destroyed - where to now?We moved into another roomFive minutes passed and it was thrashedLast warning - they kicked us out