Five Star Prison

Five years in prison, I don't ever wanna leave this placeWireless Internet and colour TV, I'm so amazedI robbed a bank and shot a guy who talked to muchBut then again, I forgot to check my watchThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cellI didn't have a clue that it would fit so wellA nice and comfy bed, yeah you heard what I saidSlippers made of velvet like a fancy hotelBars made of gold and a private strip-showPrisons made in Sweden let the champagne flow.They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a celland when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistressThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cellI didn't have a clue that it would fit so wellCocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huhIn the name of the Lord, you gotta love itCocaine and crack and jjjjack, huhA prison cell provided by the lordUnder surveillance, I do my thingI tumble and roll, like the Swedish kingThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cellI didn't have a clue that it would fit so wellThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a celland when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistressCocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huhIn the name of the Lord, you gotta love itCocaine and crack and jjjjack, huhA prison cell provided by the lordAnd now they tell me I gotta leaveI gotta leave my cell and walk the streetsWhat about the women? What about the wine?Please just don't take away my glamorous lifeI miss my private show, I miss the good champagneI miss my private cell, 'cause it fit so wellI use to drop the soap, they use to hang it inI didn't mind at all, I knew that I would winThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cellI didn't have a clue that it would fit so wellThey grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a celland when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistressCocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huhIn the name of the Lord, you gotta love itCocaine and crack and jjjjack, huhA prison cell provided by the Lord