King Kong Song

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids offThat's how my daily life startsOn the highway, 'til it's paydayI have a meeting with the bossHe has a wicked leg, he has a wicked legHe likes to kick me in the ass 'til it turns redI hate my job, I hate it allI wanna be a million dollar fucking rock starWhy!?-Won't you get me a gig before I die?[Chorus:]Will write you a song songJust as heavy as King KongWhile I'm smoking my bong bongI wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar'cause people tell me I could go pretty farI need some kicks as I'm Kerry King licksAnd get the chicks by the barNow it's lunchtime, cut the barbwireI'm going to the deli and get myself a wrapLife is crazy, this job makes meA suicidal freak feeling like crapWhy!?-Won't you get me a gig before I die?I will write you a song song'cause I know how to pling plongjust like playing the ping pong[Chorus]I'll be getting the chi... Chicks by the barI'll be showing my tri... Tricks on guitarThey'll be blowing me bli... Blind in my carI'll be throwing the sui... Suit on the yardI'll be hitting my bo... Boss really hardI'll be getting a bo... BodyguardEat my breakfast, drop the kids offThat's how my daily life startsOn the highway, 'til it's paydayI have a meeting with the bossWhy!?-Won't you give me a gig before I die?I will force you to sing singI will give you a ring ringand you give me some bling bling[Chorus]