Wrath Of The Cookie Monster

I'm a cocky little kid with a metal bandI'd like to be a star, I got my hair dyed blackAnd I just got a brand new guitar..[Chorus:]I stole some riffs from a CD todayI think it was At The Gates..I blend it up with my personal tasteMy friends got totally amazedChunky riffs and some cookie monster vox, will be enough to get us signedSony music is looking for a band, dude I think I got a planIn Flames and Soilwork have just sold out, and one of the singers is getting baldMy time has come, I'm gonna be a shooting starSo don't step in my wayMy rules must be obeyed..[Chorus:]I stole some riffs from a CD todayI think it was At The Gates..I blend it up with my personal tasteMy friends got totally amazedOur sound is totally new, such a gift to the worldMy piercing looks nice in the corner of my mouth, I got it from a hot topic girlI'm really such a sensitive guyI'm scared those machoriffs will fuck up my styleSo please. Take a look at me, I want to look so meanI'm ready to take on the worldAnd all my friends. They agree![Chorus]So don't step in my wayMy rules must be obeyed