Bloatation (Repugnant Refloatation)

Body density initially sinks the corpse beneath the water surfaceBut rebellious bacteria active in death create a gaseous transformation most turgidPutrefaction rancid and ripe inflate the cadaveric methane-filled flesh balloonThe tumescent sack refloats as a swollen ammonia-spewing corpse pontoonProcumbently drifting, propelled by a jetting zephyr of decompositional gasWaterlogged, yet buoyant, the corpse teems with algae-fresh water insects amassDistended with caustic carbon dioxide and repellent hydrogen sulfideA swollen miasma of inflated cavities slowly leaking sulfur dioxideA plume of white froth bubbling from bleached submersion-wrinkled lipsSkin sloughing from the bloated abdomen to shriveled pruned fingertipsThe decedent's last meal, rich in carbohydrates, aerate the swollen digestive trackBobbing on the surface, the corpse eructs volumes of acerbic odoriferous gasGaseous bloatationRepugnant refloatationNauseous eructationExcessive egression of sour effluvium ends the stage of Primary FloatationSpent carcass sinks while putrefactive bacteria breed more fumes for postmortem levitationFatty tissues deliquesce and necrotic vapor is produced in order to assuageThe process of Decomposition who demands another crude refloat: the Secondary StageThe cadaver triumphantly arises from beneath the bubbling cold surface againEvery inch of tissue swollen with buoyant gases for this putrefactive regimenA gas bomb issuing tear-inducing stench, a reeking, floating bacterial coffinThe decedent anus expectorates an abdomen of stale air, causing the carcass to spinAntemortem microorganisms lead a postmortem mutiny of rotThe drifting stiff's bloated demeanor inspires nausea and distraughtSevere marine predation and mutilation tests the scene investigators staminaSo they call upon credentialed expertsThe County Medical ExaminersThe highly buoyant Secondary Refloata chore to dissect and classifyOn route to the morgue, my staff is routinely prepped and awaiting me on standbyI displace the gas and deflate the corpse to facilitate the drenched necropsyAs the autopsy suite is perfumed with foul rancorous air and repulsive potpourriGaseous bloatationRepugnant refloatationNauseous eructation