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[Intro]I got designated driver tonightSo I thought that I might get drunkI told Jimmy that he could decide what I'm drinkinCause I didn't care whatSummer party back in the woodsAbout seven hundred people thereI said I'd hit the karaoke machineAnd sang Garth in my underwear[Chorus]And I can blame it on the Wild TurkeyFor the cussing and the gettin' loudI was surprised some ole boys didn't jump meBecause they say that I was showin' outI'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the lawTo come and drag me inLast night you saw me drankin' Wild TurkeyBut you'll never see me drink it again[Verse 1]Well they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hotSaid I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or notWell my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the morning lightYep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen timesEleven twenty and ole Jimmy left an hour agoI'm purdy sure that he's the one who's gonna to carry me homeWell my guts is feeling funny so I found me a spotI started calling dinosaurs right between two carsWell, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally illBut when they smelt my breath they knew what it wasI had to elude 'em through a cotton field[Chorus]And I can blame it on the Wild TurkeyFor the cussing and the gettin' loudI was surprised some ole boys didn't jump meBecause they say that I was showin' outI'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the lawTo come and drag me inLast night you saw me drankin' Wild TurkeyBut you'll never see me drink it again[Verse 2]Them turkey suds got me drunkI hit the ditch and rolled my truckI borrowed a car got it stuckOver the fenders up in mudA seventy six Pontiac I hope my friend don't want it backBut if he does he'll probably cussAnd try to fight and all that stuffEarly morning waking up my breath stanking' feeling roughIf you gonna be dumb you gotta be toughI had a good dinner but throwed it upGettin' drunk a hour laterShot in the chest with a taserThe cop said I hit my headFront page on the county paper[Chorus]And I can blame it on the Wild TurkeyFor the cussing and the gettin' loudI was surprised some ole boys didn't jump meBecause they say that I was showin' outI'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the lawTo come and drag me inLast night you saw me drankin' Wild TurkeyBut you'll never see me drink it again
