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It's the year of the beast!You better have a showerBefore you come out tonight girls,Because you're gonna get dirtyyyYeah! It's your boy, Stefan!Le-le-le-let's walk!If a girl wont come round(She must be a lesbian)Or turns me down(She must be a lesbian)If she don't like me(She must be a lesbian)I'll let her down lightly(You must be a lesbian)I'm at a party, I'm a girl machineI'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I meanIts like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteenAnd I cant wait to peel em like a tangerineIm gonna g-go down on em like a submarineSubmarines are fun he he he he heeeI-I-I I walk to a hottie and turn on my charmBut before I can start I hear a rape alarmIt's going I can't feel my ears I think theyre bleedingFrom theI can't work out why the girls are screamingI'm the best looking boy in the worldOhh wait I bet she likes kissing girls?I still hear the Maybe if I let her she would me with a I can't work out why the girls dont fancy meIm the best looking boy in sight no hang onI bet you like boobies right?If a girl wont come round(She must be a lesbian)Or turns me down(She must be a lesbian)If she dont like me(She must be a lesbian)I'll let her down lightly(You must be a lesbian)If a girl wont kiss(She's taking a piss)Or get down with this(I can't believe this)If she doesnt fancy me (well!)She must bat for the other team (She's a lesbian)Take two, its my rapping debutIm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursueIm like a fire truck What, Full of muscley guys?I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to mysize (Ohhh)And then I see her, and I start feeling sickI say my name is Pogo, you wanna jump on my stick?I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with maceIts going I can't feel my eyes I think theyre bleedingFrom theI can't work out why the girl is screamingIm the best looking boy in the worldOhh wait unless she likes kissing girls?I still feel the [tss tss]Maybe she could [tss] me up my [tss tss] with a [tss tss]I cant work out why the girls dont fancy meIm the best looking boy in sight holy smokesI bet she likes boobies right?If a girl wont come round(She must be a lesbian)Or turns me down(She must be a lesbian)If she dont like me(She must be a lesbian)I'll let her down lightly(She must be a lesbian)If a girl wont kiss(She's taking a piss)Or get down with this(I can't believe this)If she doesn't give me the eye, (well!)She must drive on the other side (She's a lesbian)That girl she must be a lesbianTha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian, (She's a lesbian)I-I-It's your birthday!You go girl!What's your name?I like your, shoes!We are two boys and we're looking for two girlsThey are two girls lets talk to the girlsHow are you? Whats your name?I try to talk but I just cameIn my pants, I am sadChatting up girls is really rad.If a girl wont come round(She must be a lesbian)Or turns me down(She must be a lesbian)If she dont like me(She must be a lesbian)I'll let her down lightlyUhh, you're a lesbian!If a girl can act,(She must be a thespian!)Is that right? Yeah!(She must be a thespian!)If she doesn't fancy me (well!)She must bat for the other team (She's a lesbian)That girl, she must be a lesbianThat girl, she must be a lesbianThat girl, she must be a lesbianThat girl, she must,She's a lesbian.Les-les-lesbianThat girl, she must,She's a lesbian.Les-lesbianThat girl she must be a lesbian,She't a lesbian.