Pizza In Ibiza

We're going to Ibiza,It's just like England with sunThere's lots of English peopleHaving English funIf you don't leave home muchThis is the place to beWe'll dance to bullshit dj'sPlaying bullsh*t beatsNo better way to sunbatheWith a KFCNo need for rubbish bins,Just throw it in the seaI thought I'd live a little,Try some new foods butI was relieved to findThey got a Pizza HutI was relieved to findThey got a Pizza HutPizza HutPizza in IbizaPicking the cheese out of your teethFeeling the sand under your feetEating a lovely MargaritaPizza in IbizaWatching the waves wash up a sheathFeeling the bass and drums control meEating a lovely pepperoniThe clubs will suck you dry,More than the mosquitosThe cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen eurosThe cities packed with beauties,Always underdressedYou better bring your own baps'Cause it's a sausage festWe buying drugs, and taking them in clubsOh shit we just bought aspirinWe really feel like mugsWe in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequilaBut can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach Not like we knew you're from EnglandWithout you waving a flagWhat happens here in beefa, stays in beefaTill you're taggedThen your girlfriend sees you riding,On a stripper-snorting blowWhen she dumps you, you think 'f*ck her... 'cause she can't take a jokeI thought I'd live a little,Try some new foods butI was relieved to findThey got a Pizza HutPizza in IbizaPicking the cheese out of your teethFeeling the sand under your feetEating a lovely MargaritaPizza in IbizaWatching the waves wash up a breezerFeeling the bass and drums control meEating a loverly CalzoneRide the busStuffed crustLiving like kingsChicken wingsAnd then a salad!What?COVERED IN CHEEESSSEEE! OHHH!!!And then we all catch a venereal diseaseThrowing upStuffed crustHave a fightCheesy bitesA+E, can't feel your headWith pepperoni and a side of garlic breadPizza in IbizaPicking the cheese out of your teethFeeling the sand under your feetEating a lovely MargaritaPizza in IbizaWatching the waves wash up a sheathFeeling the bass and drums control meEating a lovely pepperoni