The Dance Routine

It's the year of the beastAgain! ha-haDance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crewWe're a dance crew, what you gonna do?My name is Andrew Francis WakelyIf you haven't heard 'bout my childhood latelyI had a room with a lovely viewI traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes (what! )Have you ever had a fight with a dancer?Let me finish your sentence 'fore you answerJust because I can moveDoesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe (uh)I remember way back in the dayHanging with my boys, smoking weed in the playgroundOnly difference is that never-ever happenedIt's easier to sell ya lies when you rap 'emGot a picture in my roomOf a man I wish I knewAll of this loneliness fills me with hunger nAnd when I'm dancing it makes me stronger!When there's no-one homeMy friends and meWe lose ourselves in a symphonyIf mum and dad could only seeWhat's happening, come on teamHit the motherf*ckers with the dance routine!My name is Stefan James Donald John AbingdonEver since I was a little kid number oneI learnt to dance when I was in the wombMy first audience was sat in the recovery roomI was born with little tap shoes onI'm not sure how they genitically put them on(Gay) ok, if I'm gay come 'ereI'll do a tap-step on your mouth an' your earI ordered a beat with an ounce more bounceGot more digits than Bill Gate's bank accountYou should see the women this gets me, believerHad to get more bouncers than Justin BieberWhen there's no-one homeMy friends and meWe lose ourselves in a symphonyIf mum and dad could only seeDance professor, got a PHDDoing record-breaking, booty shaking dance routines!My name is Ashley Neil HorneI'm more wanted than the top-shelf pornSome people think that I'm gaySo to prove that I'm notImma show you all my dance movesMy dance moves will make you thinkGot a few rules imma tell you:I don't drink beer 'cause I don't like the tasteI don't eat steak 'cause it goes to my waistWait around for a while, I'm back!This record's been a hit since I've been on the track!When there's no-one homeMy friends and meWe lose ourselves in symphonyIf mum and dad could only seeFollow your heart, follow your dreamsLets show the whole world the dance routineWhen I'm on my ownOr I'm watching gleeThe music takes a hold of meIf mum and dad could only seeSo what's happening, come on teamHit the motherf*ckers with the dance routine!