Blank Slate

I was home entertaining guestsI fell off the chair and cracked open my headBees flew out and they flew up their skirts 'cause they wanted to travel the worldI was home entertaining guestsI fell off the chair and cracked open my headBees flew out and they flew up their skirts 'cause they wanted to travel the worldBut I keep it upstairsKeep it upstairs for the grand finaleI keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white capeBut I keep it upstairsGonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a stringKeep it upstairsKeep it upstairsKeep it upstairsI go out looking in parked carsFor somebody famous to kidnap and loveBeat off the army with a tennis racketI go out looking in parked carsFor somebody famous to kidnap and loveBeat off the army with a tennis racketThat's my whole planBut I keep it upstairsKeep it upstairs for the grand finaleI keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white capeBut I keep it upstairsGonna tackle young girls off their beautiful bikesBut I keep it upstairsKeep it upstairsKeep it upstairsOh no, I thought I'd be by nowMy head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh noOh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noBut I keep it upstairsKeep it upstairs for the grand finaleI keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white capeBut I keep it upstairsGonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a stringKeep it upstairsKeep it upstairsKeep it upstairsOh no, I thought I'd be by nowMy head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh noOh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noNowhere did I thought I'd be by nowMy head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh noOh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no