Wonderful Waste

Could you crawl any slowerYou're such a church goerGot the home field advantageAll that you can manageIs to stay home drinkingThe thought of it is bringing me downCould you crawl any fasterThe night is a disasterCould you call a little warningGotta work in the morningWith a head thats ringingThe thought of it is bringing me downWe've come this far in a worse case scenerioWe're back in the car and CRANKING UP THE STEREOWonderful waste, memory erasedEasily replaced, your a wonderful waste of timeSuch a wonderful waste of timeNo slap on the wristYou hardly feel you're missedGive you one more kissYour a wonderful waste of timeYour such a wonderful waste of timeYour such a wonderful waste of timeIt's ten years laterYour still the fornicatorGot the home field advantageAll the kids that you can manageAnd your trunk of returnables Is weighing your convertibleDownCould you crawl any slowerYou're such a church goerCould you call a little warningGotta work in the morningWith a phone thats ringing The thought of it is bringing me downWe've come this far in a worse case scenerioWe're back in the car and cranking up the stereoWonderful waste, memory erasedEasily replaced, you're a wonderful waste of timeSuch a wonderful waste of timeNo slap on the wristYou hardly feel you're missedGive you one more kissYou're a wonderful waste of timeYou're such a wonderful waste of timeWhat a wonderful waste of timeAnd all you can manageThe home field advantageIs more that you're willing To pay for the damangeWe've come this far in a worse case scenerioWe're back in the car and cranking up the stereoYou're a wonderful waste (such a wonderful waste)Such a wonderful waste of time[repeat til end]