Hard On The Ticker

I gave up pamento cheese Domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-lickin' chicken fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave 'em up a while ago Don't do no death-defyinRollercoster ridinNow days I just take it slow Every since we started datinI been compensating To keep from gettin' up To heaven any quicker 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker Now, when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips Swingin' double-jointed hips My blood begins to roar And when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure, partly fear Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpatatinFeelin' like the end is near I oughta get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker That's my girl Yeah, she's hard on the ticker I oughta get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my benificiary A whole lot richer Oh, she's hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey, she's hard on the ticker