What Was I Thinking

It was a last minute invitation I did not have a thing to wear I ran into the store I said I need something black Something formal Other than that I don't care I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed The first act was brilliantly fun When I caught my reflction during intermission I thought What have I done What was I thinking What was I blind When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind What was I thinking Look at this dress I'm taking up drinking My life is a mess My good friend said I know you're gonna love him I've known him for a long long time And if I were not happily married myself In a heartbeat I would try to make him mine So I figured, I'll take my chances I mean really what harm could it do Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations When something like this happens to you What was she thinking Who is this guy Maybe I will choke on this porkchop And conveniently die What was she thinking Quick sharpen this knife I'm thinking of drinking And I'm thinking of eding my lfe Ache tu livre Aah what a dinner Henery Bonjour Kae lacksiman Oh it was late I had insomnia The TV stair stepper started to look good I thought to myself shuld I buy it Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should" And thats that master And that bald headed man spray And that victoria jackson makeup kit Now I can barely get around my apartment Its so full of this stupid stuff What was I thinking Look at this junk I can't blame this on drinking I have never, hardly, right now I'm not drunk What was I thinking When will this end What was I thinking When will this end What was I thinking This song has no end What was I thinking Okay that's the end