Always Late

Hello honey, I just missed the train My watch must have stopped I guess Dinner is cold and the kids are asleep I didn't mean to get you out of bed. Always late (always late) Yes, it's always the same Procrastination is my middle name But the rest of the world is ahead of the game And that's why I'm always late. Won't somebody give me a ride I've been out of gas for hours My mother-in-law's flying in from the coast She's probably in an ambulance by now. Willie, it's time to get up Willie, you get out of that bed, you'll be late for work again Willie, Willie!!!