Bad Little Actress

I can't carry on This play is too long I must be going Extend my regrets I gave it my best But now I'm going This is too much for me to take Something tells me that she's faking it She says she don't care She wants to be fair She must be joking It's simple she said Let's not lose our head Tell me she's joking This is too much for me to take But somebody isn't faking Someone's heart is breaking And if you see her give her my critique She's a bad little actress Gets no curtain call But the worst of all When the curtain falls There's no one at the backstage door