Johnny Twobags

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough You say your life is hard Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard Don't play me for a fool. Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. Do you know what I mean Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream You ain't black and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze