My Girlfriend's Dead

I once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was. I don't wanna talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all "My girlfriend's dead" I say it's lukemia or sometimes bulimia Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head I don't wanna talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all "she's dead!" I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy