You're A Whole Different Person When You're Scared

(Warren Zevon and Hunter S. Thompson) You met her in a Turkish town But you didn't want to bring her here You didn't want her hanging around In the Kingdom of Fear So you left her there You're a whole different person You're a whole different person You're a whole different person When you're scared The eagle screams on Friday The Colts are doomed this year The fat's finally in the fire In the Kingdom of Fear Dangerous creeps are everywhere You're a whole different person... When you're scared We have ways to make you talk You won't like at all If you can't run, walk If you can't walk crawl But don't look down It's a long, long fall And you loved her in a Turkish town But you didn't want to bring her here You didn't want her hanging around In the Kingdom of Fear So you let left her there You're a whole different person... You're a whole different person when you're scared