Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait till christmas time When i can grope you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show Listen, i like female form in minimal dress Money to spend with a capital "s" Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed He got it, i want it They got it, i can't have it But i want it, it don't matter She got it, but i can't get it I want a mistress for christmas Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low He got it, i want it They got it, i can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and i can't get a - Mistress for christmas You know what i'm talkin' about I want the woman in red with bow in my bed I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells