Zittly Van Zittles

Well I had myself a girlfriend for all most two whole years. We had ourselves no secrets, we had no fears. There was nothing we wouldn't do when we were in the sack. She'd even pop the zit on my back. Well, one night I was out a-cheatinafter I drank a few she caught me red-handed and said, "we're through," boo hoo. Now she got a new boyfriend it nearly gave me a heart attack. 'Cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back? Well I got a pimple and I don't know why it keeps growing in the same place. I can't reach it with my left or right hand. I wish it was on my face. It's four days old and it hurts so bad but it's ready for a squeeze. Won't somebody pop it for me please? I'll give you ten dollars. If you're a girl in this lonely world and your looking for a guy, I'll never cheat again I promise, that's no lie. There's only one thing I'll ask of you, could we name our first child Zach? Oh, one more thing please pop this zit on my back. I'm dying here! a-pimp-a-lay-hee a-pop-a-doodily-doo squirt-heedily-hoo Well, I'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seemes to call. I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall. Well, that don't work so I look around and find a big, shiny thumb-tack. Put it on the floor, lay down, pop the zit on my back. yeah.