Born Drunk

My mother was a bar-maid And my father was a drunk When they mixed their cock-tail 9 months later came this Punk Never went to nursery And at school I wasn't missed Playing hookie with the big kids Only homework? Getting pissed! Suckled on sambuca Nurtured on the jack Drunk before I'd crawled Everyday... spent on my back Born drunk 10 green bottles hanging on the wall Born drunk You bet I drank, I drank 'em all Never knew a nipple Only bottles, kegs and cans No fluffy toys in my push-chair Just empties in my pram Through my mothers pregnancy She poured it down her neck That's why I was born drunk, man That's why I am a wreck