The Ideal Woman

She's demure...friendly...loving and good-looking Good-looking and wealthy She is tall, pretty, thin, blonde A loving person, great personality, fun to be with Independent, gorgeous, rich, powerful Liberal yet she's very romantic Of course, she'd have to have the perfect figure Everywhere she goes she's beautiful Everyone I know says she's beautiful And I dream about her even in my sleep Everyone I meet says she's beautiful Blonde hair, blue eyes, about 5'6" Well, blonde about 5'8" Blonde about 5'9" 36" 24" 36" Everywhere she goes she's beautiful Everyone I know says she's beautiful And I dream about her even in my sleep Even with her clothes on she's beautiful Not necessarily beautiful, but... Lovely...sexy...she's contagious Talented...creative...controllable Very fashionable...good religious woman She's extremely mobile Silent...electrostatic...enigmatic My wife...my mother Pretty with hairy legs Everywhere she goes she's beautiful Everyone I know says she's beautiful And I dream about her even in my sleep Even with her clothes on she's beautiful