Introduction (Peter And The Wolf)

Hello boys and girls This is a story that I like to call "Peter And The Wolf" Are you sitting comfortably? Are you?!?!? Good, then let's begin Each character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized orchestra For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, like this The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe Louie the Cat is a clarinet All right, he's not really a clarinet He's just, you know He, he's represented by a clarinet The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche He, what, he can't make it? Oh, okay, um, hm, in that case, the part of the Grandfather will be played by a bassoon Three French horns play the part of, um, three French horns, uh (The wolf, it's the wolf) Right, the wolf, Seymore the Wolf The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub machine gun fire of the hunters And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the accordion Well, that's it for the introductions And now, the story A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away Uh, oh, excuse me