Living With A Hernia

Help me out Dig All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia, ow All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old, ow Too much bad pain Good God, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now Say it Better call it quits now Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Had enough humiliation Living with a hernia, yow Got to have an operation Ow, I live with a hernia Can't get up, can't bend over Now I live with a hernia Wait a minute You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's incomplete (incomplete) Epigastric (epigastric) Bladder, huh (bladder) Strangulated (strangulated Lumbar hernia (lumbat hernia) Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia) Obstructed (obstructed) Inguinal and Direct Living with a hernia Rupture I said it's causin' me such irritation Living with a hernia Have to have my medication Living with a hernia Yeah, I feel bad