Bender

Jesus Christ, I'm here to die Andbleedon the mike getcrucifiedAnd come back to life. Hallelujah, how you doin? Now that yourgirlfriendwant toscrewme. Oh-wee I got the goods. I roll with richgirlstoscorein the hood. Thefolkloretrue ten inch vegetable, The sex is incredible. So who want a date with Andre? Pick you up late in my '88 hyundai. Tell your mom that her daughter's the bomb, Bring her hometomorrowwithtrackson her arm. Sick f*ck in the icecreamtruck, Getting my bigsticklicked by thelittlesluts. Sex Offender, don'tquestionmy gender, I'm on a bender. [Chorus] I'm on a bender, that'srightI'm on a bender, I'm on abenderdon't ask me no questions, I won't remember. I'm on a bender, that'srightI'm on a bender, I'm on a bender, and I'll be gone 'till next November. Oh my God,timesis trif This ain't ahobbyits a hardknocklife. I told my mom she'd see my name in lights. Thetrialof thecenturystarts tonight. Newsflash, the dude is trashy, Too bad that I'm good at rappin'. Iwouldamade agreatactor, or apornstarI was born hard. Dickcharmsfrom the guitar, Andrelivinlike a rockstar. Blowin'lines'till I'm lock jawed, South paul knockin' out your grandma EversinceIdiscoveredmy dick. I been roamin' the strip, Lookin' for atenderto take her on a bender. [Chorus] Had a date with Satan, Homie kept paging, I kept flaking. Sold my soul for a hit ofcrackrock Dipped inliquidopiate. Oh shit I'm lit,passedoutdrunkwoke up naked. [Chorus]