Spring Pageant [Outtake]

Winter's gone and spring is springing Shines the sun with warmth of old Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Chapel bells are ringing We're done with being cold! (Dong, ding-dong!) Flowers abloom with odors pleasant, All of Arrandelle is glad! Mother Earth, we thank you for the presents! Spring's good, and winter's bad! Winter's gone and spring is springing Shines the sun with warmth of old Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Chapel bells are ringing We're done with being cold! We're done with being cold! We're done with being cold! We're done with being cold! Brrrrrrrrrr!! (Good. And exeunt group, narrators come downstage, with confidence!) We celebrate spring, we know once it's here The ancient troll prophecy won't come to pass this year. (Phew.) What is this prophecy? What did it say? Well, that is the subject of our little play! (Director: Where are my trolls? I need my trolls!) Your future is bleak! Your kingdom will splinter! Your land shall be c-- (The kids crack up.) (Stop! Stop these shenanigans! This is not some silly comedy, Nils Nordberg. This is the Troll's Prophecy! This could be our fate. Give me your gum. Take it from "Your future is bleak.") Your future is bleak! Your kingdom will splinter! Your land shall be cursed with unending winter. (Good. Going on.) With blasts of cold will come dark art And a ruler with a frozen heart. Then all will perish in snow and ice. Unless you are freed with a sword sacrifice! (What's a sword sacrifice? Beats me. Quiet!) But frozen starvation is not today's fate Plus, we have an extra-special cause to celebrate The most gracious, gorgeous, smartest, kindest, absolutely perfect-- (That will do.) --role model this land has ever seen-- Princess Elsa-- (I really love her)-- becomes our queen! There she is!